Urban Adventure Race
posted by Front Desk Wonder @ 2:25 PM
SIGN UP FOR THE URBAN ADVENTURE RACE!
Why? I'll tell you why.
-It's for a great cause - foster children.
-You get a cool commemorative t-shirt that will make all your friends jealous.
-Strategy + physicality + wit = the most fun you'll have all summer.
-Amazing prizes that may be kept or re-gifted as the most amazing present ever to your nearest and dearest this holiday season.
-Post-race booze and food for members and non-members alike!
-You get to stare in wonder at the staff as they put on their special performance.
-Spandex is not a requirement.
I thought about making some elaborate post that was sprinkled with subliminal messages but that's just too much work. Here's to overtness:
SIGN UP FOR THE URBAN ADVENTURE RACE!
Why? I'll tell you why.
-It's for a great cause - foster children.
-You get a cool commemorative t-shirt that will make all your friends jealous.
-Strategy + physicality + wit = the most fun you'll have all summer.
-Amazing prizes that may be kept or re-gifted as the most amazing present ever to your nearest and dearest this holiday season.
-Post-race booze and food for members and non-members alike!
-You get to stare in wonder at the staff as they put on their special performance.
-Spandex is not a requirement.
Labels: lobby talk
1 Comments:
Oh, OK you talked me into it. Wait, I think I signed up before this. But now you REALLY talked me into it.
I'm wearing spandex, though - and there's nothing anyone at ZUM can do to stop me.
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