ZUM's Unsolved Mysteries
posted by Front Desk Wonder @ 3:15 PM
Much like the inexplicable sightings of flying objects and the baffling stories of the Bermuda Triangle, ZUM has its own unsolved mysteries. It may take 40 weekly hours of sitting at the desk to notice such minute differences in detail, but perhaps you too have witnessed the random trail of small water puddles that appear to have no source or the enigmatic aroma of burning when no fire is to be seen. Over time several of these questionable instances have caused my eyebrow to raise, but one in particular reigns in perplexity: What happens to all the sweat towels? You know, those 16x19 white cloths folded neatly into perfect rectangles and placed upon the rocks and ledges for your perspiration needs. The ones I order with more regularity than UFOs are spotted, but that seem to disappear faster than Amelia Earhart. I have my theories (most involve JFK and the mob) but I'd like to hear yours. The person that comes up with the most interesting explanation (feasability is not a factor) wins one dollar of my cold hard cash.
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4 Comments:
I think people are eating them. I heard that cotton towels have a low glycemic index, and are high in fiber.
I want to know the mystery with the new piece of gym equipment with green padding.. it kind looks like a wierd torture device
You got me! I confess to taking the sweat towels.
I've been sneaking them out after we close and constructing my very own Belltown Condo over at Denny Park. I've got a lovely view of the Space Needle, the bus stop is close by and lots of open lawn to sprawl upon with the Hobo's. I'm having a little wine tasting Sunday afternoon so stop by with that dollar to contribute to the MD20-20 fund.
XO
Miss T
So, since you turned yourself in, do I still have to fork over the dollar? More importantly, when's this wine tasting? And you provide the booze, right?
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